December 2010
29 posts
Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.
– Oscar Wilde (via loveyourchaos)
I hate it when
you call someone (i.e. your boyfriend) and invite him to come over and hes like “blah blah excuse blah”
tired of this shit.
Shaving is fun!
Me: Oh my god, so I shaved my nether regions last night for the first time in quite a while. It was a deplorable state of affairs down there.
Katie: Hahaha. I shaved the perfect landing strip the other day. Masterpiece.
Me: I didn't feel like doing anything fancy. It all needed to go. It was starting it's own ecosystem.
Katie: I'm just going to disregard that statement and the mental image it gave me and think about my landing strip and all its glory if that's okay with you.
Me: That's probably a good idea, all things considered.
REBLOG WITH YOUR FIRST USERNAME ON THE INTERNET
drinktilyouredead:
woptree:
rapingyourshotawops:
whoreway:
coolguynaruto8
piggygirl111
thecandies500
Neopets hell yeah.
krmg1994
ohh such a ring to it
buggaboat circa 1996 dont judge me.
I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything,...
– Richard Siken (via thechocolatebrigade)
HE IS GOING TO BE MY TEACHER NEXT SEMESTER!!!!
FUCKING FINALLY YOU FUCKING FUCK
FUCK