i wish i could live in outerspace
(via dexxtermorgan)
you already do! earth is in outer space :)

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Freaky Friday (2003)
my mom ALWAYS says this to me when i leave the house. hahaha :D
philosoraptor, you’ve done it again!
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next thing you’re going to tell me is dogs and cats can live together - you’re one baked stoner dog.
this reminds me of the time i was so high i watched my friends dog run in circles in his yard and i thought he was making crop circles to talk to aliens. no joke.
(via littlemiss)
okay, i can respect this statement, i understand there are probably a million people who would, without hesitation, take my place in my life. but that doesn’t help the fact that i fucking feel terrible 80% of the time. someone trading places with me wont make me feel any fucking better, even if i traded up. so, fuck you and this statement.